The Muddy Puddle

Looking for a space for your next event?

Whether you're a musician, comedian or poet looking for the perfect stage, a director wanting to show your first screening, or you simply want a beautiful space to host your party, we'd love to have you! The whole place is yours for up to 50 guests: the shop floor with the bar and the decks, the garden out the back, and our 70s basement with in-house sound. We're on Albion Road in Stoke Newington, Hackney.

Check a dateCall 020 7052 4080

The shop floor at night: whitewashed brick, a chalkboard beer list, a dresser with an old sewing machine on top and stools along the bar

Our three spaces

A DJ in headphones at the decks in the front window, with Albion Road and a red bus behind

The shop floor

The room you walk into. The bar, the decks and our hi-fi are all up here, and the tables push back for dancing. Your DJ plays from the window, or plug in your own playlist!

The basement live room: a drum kit on the stage between two standard lamps, under purple light

The basement

A time capsule that takes you back to the 70s, with a warm and alluring ambience. Forty standing, a PA, stage lights and a projector. Our engineer runs the sound, and can record the night for an extra fee.

The garden

Out the back, with room for about 25 and heaters for when it turns chilly. It's yours till 10pm, and it's why summer birthdays book early!

Spaces and capacity
SpaceStanding
Whole venue50
Basement40
Garden25

Typically £30 a head, all in. Here's how that works.

What's included

What people book us for

What it costs

Typically £30 a head, and the whole venue is yours for the night.

How the night runs

One thing to know: our licence doesn't allow children on the premises after 6pm, so a private booking here is a grown-ups' night.

House rules

Things people ask us

Can we bring our own DJ, or play our own music?
Yes! There are decks and a hi-fi on the shop floor. Bring a DJ, or plug in and run your own playlist.
Can we have a band?
Yes! The basement's a live room with a PA, and our engineer runs the sound. A recording of the night costs extra.
How many people can we bring?
Up to 50 across the whole venue for a private do. The basement on its own holds 40, which is where we cap ticketed gigs.
How late does it go?
Guests from 5pm. The garden closes at 10pm, the bar and music at 11pm, and the venue at 11.30pm.
How is it priced?
Typically £30 a head: £6 up front to hold the date, £24 spent at the bar on the night. Fifty guests is £1,500. See what it costs.
Can children come?
Not after 6pm, sadly. Our licence doesn't allow it, and with guests arriving from 5pm a private booking here is a grown-ups' night.
Is there food?
Cracking empanadas from Arquitos, all plant-based, and a full bar.
Is it step-free?
No, sorry. There's a step up from the street and the basement is down a flight of stairs. See Access below, and do get in touch if you'd like to talk it through.
How do we book?
Send the date and rough numbers through the form and we'll come back with a price within two working days.

Access

There's a step up into the venue from the street, and the basement is reached by a flight of stairs. There's no step-free access to any part of the venue. If you'd like to talk through access before booking, please get in touch.

Sounds good?

Send us the date and rough numbers and we'll come back with a price. Let's make it happen!

A date and rough numbers are enough to go on. Rather talk? Call 020 7052 4080 while we're open.

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